my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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