I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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