Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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