He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Sorry my hands just texted you
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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