Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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