YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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