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I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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