But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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