Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
