we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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