So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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