Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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