Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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