I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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