I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She needs sedatives and a leash
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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