i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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