why didn't you poke me back
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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