return my video game
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
