what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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