He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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