I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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