that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
is wine microwaveable?
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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