I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
How external is "for external use only"?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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