Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
