He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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