do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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