I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
you never un-have a 4some
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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