I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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