Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Can you bring me the toilet please
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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