They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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