I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Is that strawberry winking at me??
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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