I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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