I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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