I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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