Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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