What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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