She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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