Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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