Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We got so high we made milksteak
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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