i just google imaged poop.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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