At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
That accounts for only three of the penises
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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