whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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