You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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