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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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