Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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