She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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