My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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