he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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