OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't think brook has ever known best
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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