ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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