I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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