doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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