How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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