i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The best revenge is premature balding
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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