he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
FUCK WHALES
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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