I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She even gives head with a lisp.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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